Saturday, May 10, 2008
Shitter's full
Well....I haven't posted anything regarding bodily functions in a while. My daughter..bless her heart has a knack for laying turds that are so large they are constantly clogging the toilet, this morning was no exception. After a night out with a group of Pi Lams I came downstairs this morning to the sound of chaos. My daughter came out of the bathroom screaming something about the toilet. "Daddy, the toilet is full" she said as she was walking back into the bathroom. I followed her into the bathroom where much to my shock lay possibly one of the largest piece of human turd I had ever seen. It was no wonder that the toilet was unable to accept such a large turd. It literally filled the entire bowl. I am still not sure how the hell she passed something that size without splitting in two. UNBELIEVABLE. I had to break that sum' biotch up in order to unplug the toilet. The only thing I could compare it to is Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo after he had gained approx 15-20 lbs.
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They blame tapeworms if kids eat more than they should be able to hold. If they shit more than they should be able to contain, does that make it a mrowepat? That doesn't even make sense.
Ignore me. I'm grading.
My sister used to make the most awesome toilet snakes I had ever seen, and she was about 7 at the time. Maybe its a little girl thing. The same tissue pliability they need to pass a monster turd translates into the eventual child birth thing. Not that you want to think about that, but ya know, maybe there is something to it ;-)
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