Hey, this is my place. Grab a seat and relax for a bit. If you are expecting deep philosophical blather you are going to be dissappointed. You have been warned as some of the opinions discussed on this blog are the opinions of the owner and may or may not align with your own.
Friday, August 31, 2007
As I stood there waiting for my heart to slow down, I heard the explosion 2 blocks away....shit.
One of the cheesiest and best example of British anime. This series was the epitome of spoofing the secret agent genre, only they did it in the form of an animated cartoon. Danger Mouse was more of a fool than hero. The truly best part of the series was that of his faithful side kick Penfold. This was one of many programs that I grew up with watching Nickelodeon..it was the best!
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Jake Brown may very well be the luckiest bastard on the planet. Watching this video the first time I nearly pissed myself laughing. You may think that is pretty shitty on my part, however when have you ever seen someone hit a surface with such force that it literally blows their shoes off their feet.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
1. People taking a dump in the stall next to you while they are talking on their cell phone.
2. People standing at the urinal while talking on the cell phone.
3. Standing at the urinal minding your own business and the guy next to you strikes up a conversation.
4. Standing at the urinal looking down and noticing yer stanbdin in a puddle of piss because the jack ass that was there before you had shitty aim.
5. Sitting in the stall while some shithead tries over and over to open the stall door, even though you have made every noise possible to let this asshole know your in there.
6. Stepping into a stall and finding that the dipshit before you either forgot to flush or didn't flush on purpose.
7. Upon closer inspection finding that there is no toilet paper in said toilet. Did the last guy wipe and if so with what?
8. Fucking gang symbols carved into the stall walls.
9. That stupid ryhme "Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted."
10. And finally..seeing that someone has wiped shit on the walls.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
|What type of person do you attract? |
Your Result: You attract unstable people!
|You attract geeks!|
|You attract artsy people!|
|You attract Yuppies!|
|You attract rednecks!|
|You attract models!|
|What type of person do you attract?|
Quizzes for MySpace
Thank the maker that I met my wife. Love ya hun.
She had busted into my hole of an office crying hysterically. She was being followed and feared for her life. She needed help, my help. They call me Hammer...I'm a PI for hire.
To be continued.....